Contact Me
That's not a request, it's just a heading that sounded appropriate for this page, seeing as it is a contact page. But if you really want to get in touch, you're welcome to do so. My exceptionally creative email address is ben@writescrap.com.
I'm afraid I cannot accept any responsibility for the nonsense that comes back, even though it will presumably be me who writes it.
This site is a compilation of evidence to support my case that I do, in fact, waste an awful lot of my life doing useless crap, mainly with the intention of confusing and annoying other people for no good reason.
You are welcome to waste your time reading some of this useless rubbish, but please be warned I will not be able to return any of your lost time if you do so. Unless you take me to court and they rule in your favour, in which case I might do.
That's me in the picture above. Worryingly, it's not a sketch, that's a high def photo. My face is actually made of pencil markings.
© 2014 Ben Jameson
Are you really reading this? Don't. I purposely made it very small so you wouldn't.